Came across this article in a pregnancy magazine. I laughed until I cried and then I laughed some more. Mind you, I was in the midst of my first trimester at the moment.
Cafe Preggers
First Trimester Menu
Appetizer
Tums compote
Entree
Fresh saltines on a bed of saltines, lightly seasoned with saltines
Beverage
Ginger Ale (IV drip available upon request)
Dessert
Ten minutes in a dim room with an ice bag on your head
Second Trimester Menu
Appetizer
Half a roast of chicken, extra crispy
Entree
A succulent leg of lamb smothered in pork chops, served with BBQ ribs and garnished with cheeseburgers (all burnt beyond recognition for you safety)
Beverage
Toll House-pie smoothie, prepared with 1/2 pint heavy cream
Dessert
9" x 16" pan of double-fudge brownies
Third Trimester Menu
(Each course followed by 15-minute neck massage and/or bathroom break.)
Appetizer
Three bites of tossed salad
Entree
Two bites of lasagna
Beverage
None- so you'll have room for dessert
Dessert
A Tic Tac
*Double portions available if you're expecting twins
Baby Maxwell
About Me
- JustnAsh
- Justin and I were married on September 10, 2005. We lived in Logan while he completed his Bachelor's degree in English. We moved back to "the valley" in 2007 because Justin got hired as a seminary teacher. I work as a physician assistant in a family practice in West Jordan. All said and done, we love each other and love our life together. More recently, we have enjoyed the arrival of our son Maxwell. He is truly a treasure, our pride and joy (no offense Rosie).
2 comments:
that is so true, hope all is well and I can't wait to meet your little boy
Hey guys, we finally found some time to get updated on everyone's blogs and it looks like life is going good. Good job on the house remodel, it looks great! Also, congrats on the pregnancy, we're excited for you guys! Thanks for having us over for the Christmas party with the old crew it was fun hanging out with you guys! Have a very merry Christmas and we hope to see you again soon!
Love,
Tom & Ali
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